Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

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psychocereals:

cellazar-slytherin:

Gay rights activists: known universally for their awesome signs

God bless

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breezclaire:

darlingsofthestage:

#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything

Badass teacher with the grace of a queen <3

end of an era

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miss-ner: *cis men

miss-ner:

*cis men

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How to tell when a sleepover has gone awry

  • Me:  *hugging Heme's stuffed lizard*
  • Me:  Oh wait, I shouldn't be hugging this thing after what was done last night...
  • Heme's Mother:  What??? What's been done with it?
  • Heme:  Candy put all my stuffed animals in a pile and made them have an orgy.
  • Heme's Mother:  Wat.
  • Me:  
  • Me:  
  • Me:  
  • Me:  Heme's porn folder has children in it.
  • Heme's Mother:  WHAT.
  • Heme:  OMG It's not like that!
  • Heme's Mother:  HEME! SEPARATE THEM! SEPARATE THE PORN AND THE CHILDREN NOW! RIGHT NOW!
  • Heme:  MOM IT'S SERIOUSLY NOT LIKE THAT!
  • Heme's Mother:  THAT IS ILLEGAL HEME! SEPARATE THEM!
  • Heme:  BUT I LIKE THEM BOTH!
  • Heme's Mother:  
  • Heme:  NOT LIKE THAT!
  • Me:  *laughing hysterically into floor*

Just Making Fun of Some Stereotypes

boysareinlove:

Just Making Fun of Some Stereotypes PART II

boysareinlove:

ohyew: himeheme: just a quick sketch of Kaniiiiii cause I wanted to 8l OMFGJUST WJKFKADLAKFKJAALD GVAAF I give up. My hands are now permanent potatoes for fucking ever.

ohyew:

himeheme:

just a quick sketch of Kaniiiiii cause I wanted to 8l

OMFGJUST WJKFKADLAKFKJAALD GVAAF

I give up. My hands are now permanent potatoes for fucking ever.

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The Writing Process - In Pictures

anorie:

lorienscribe:

tinydragongina:

senecasbearddontgiveafuck:

fuck-yeah-band-nerds:

titlethisaparadox:

COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE

THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON

If anyone ever asks to compose my biography as a writer, I will just refer them to this.

Right now I’m at David Tennant in a spacesuit.

Reblog if it’s okay to invade your ask box.

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flywithafreebird: “This would be a man that loves going to work and does not dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl “Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.” I could see that the book was filled with children’s scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real princess.” That melted my heart!

flywithafreebird:

“This would be a man that loves going to work and does not dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl “Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.” I could see that the book was filled with children’s scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real princess.”

That melted my heart!

fagsmut:

GoGoBoys Jake Bass and Stephen Forrest dance, touch and fuck the night (and morning) away. Project GogoBoy #3: Jake Bass Gets Fucked by the Ipad Boy (Preview at CockyBoys)

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs 

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant.

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